decoloraa:

Gave her the muscles she deserves

(via phantomrose96)

randomencounters:

despotana:

Flamingo Wyvern

This one is a hybrid between a flamingo and a wyvern, as the title says!
It’s one of my favourite creature designs that I did actually!

Encounter: Wyvingo

(via greenekangaroo)

unbidden-yidden:

hollowboobtheory:

hollowboobtheory:

hollowboobtheory:

not to be problematic but i literally do not give a shit about age gaps when dating vampires. they thirst for your blood. “but it’s predatory!!!!” yeah. it is. “they’re preying on you!!!” they’re vampires. they do that. “it’s a power imbalance!!!!!!” what part of vampires are you not getting

they eat people and can turn into bats and crawl around on walls, lizard fashion, and can hypnotize you with your eyes. a) the age gap is not the creepy part and b) the creep factor is kinda the appeal

they don’t age. that’s part of the horror of it actually. would you accept eternal life, if you can never progress? can never grow or change? you’ll live forever, eternal youth, but frozen exactly as you are now. you will never become the person you’re meant to be. you are trapped in the mind of a 17-year-old forever. also ‘theoretically old if you disregard the fact that he’s a vampire’ doesn’t even make the top 20 worst things about edward cullen list. girl he’s mormon. prioritize

I was nodding along with this the whole time until that last sentence, which hit me like a folding chair

(via consultingalchemii)

jupiter-suggestion:

consider the sperm whale and the squid. an ancient rivalry that dates back millions of years. we know the whales eat the squids. we know the squids do not make it easy for them. we know this because of the scars the whales carry, scars on the outside of their body, and on the inside as well. how badly must you want something to endure wounds inside your mouth? inside your gut?

consider the whale, who is harmed by what sustains her. consider the squid, whose flesh is soft and delicious but refuses to go down easy.

(via mrsjadecurtiss)

adamsmasher:

soyunpochoclin:

i’ve been having terrible back ache for a week now, but i just did this and i heard a loud POP!!!… back ache is gone folks

i have this on my office wall and gave a copy to the front desk staff who also put it on their wall.

(via heathenvampires)

awakecorgi704:

for-k-is-king:

under-the-arch:

@under-palemoonlight

i’m gonna be honest i didn’t even read the tweet because i had to hit reblog too fast when i saw this guy’s name is “i like hitting police because i am homosexual”

(via consultingalchemii)

vigilantsycamore:

quoms:

Piers Morgan doesn’t understand that actors are different from the characters they portray onscreen

Reblog if you’d love to see Daniel Craig in an Austin Powers tribute act

(via consultingalchemii)

lycantrin:

These are some TF2 References that I’ve made! I’ve also posted them on Twitter If y'all are interested! I hope this helps you draw the mercs a bit easier, I know it’s definitely helped me out!!!

(via madjesters1)

flicker-serthes:

pulling-aggro:

pileofknives:

brunhiddensmusings:

windsroad:

windsroad:

why do people in dnd each occupy a 5ft by 5ft square, how far apart do you think people need to be? why are dnd minis afraid of touching

dnd minis standing five feet apart in a dungeon cuz they’re not gay

look, if the guy to my left has to do the turbo-macarena while charging a bolt of flesh melting while the guy on my right is doing every bruce lee move at the same time and the guy in front of me is flourishing a broadaxe like hes doing yo-yo tricks im going to give each of them enough floorspace to not liquefy myself

fuck a “personal bubble”, stay out of my

BLOOD CIRCLE

So glad that non-scouts can appreciate the term blood circle properly.

(via seananmcguire)

naamahdarling:

buc-eebarnes:

chaifootsteps:

cargopantsman:

callmebliss:

fanficmemes:

fanficmemes:

fanficmemes:

Anybody else got that Evergiven sized writers block

“Where’s the next chapter?!” Well buddy you’re never gonna guess

What’s the comic sans trick?

#i feel like someone just asked me to eat dirt for my health

wingdings’ true purpose as a font

Wingdings holy shit some of y'all are on a whole different level of galaxy wizard brain batshittery and I am in awe.

(via greenekangaroo)

starryellis:

cipheramnesia:

yassifiedgollum:

We all love urban fantasy but we have to contend with the fact that if monsters were real, some of them would be normies. Your werewolf boyfriend posts on LinkedIn. The tentacled horror you’ve been thirsting after is a Disney adult.

You did it, you made unimaginable horror within man-made comprehension.

@monstrousagonies

(via greenekangaroo)

biggerchallenge:

transcyberism:

tachankasoupcannon:

transcyberism:

tachankasoupcannon:

thejonymyster:

glumshoe:

the ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ has only been actually typed once by a single person, everyone else who has ever used it has just googled “shrug emoji” and copy-pasted it

why repaint the mona lisa

As someone who has painstakingly typed it out because I forgot there were other options, I can guarantee my forgery was not up to the quality of the original.

did you install a katakana keyboard just to type it or did you have to Google “katakana alphabet” or something and copypaste from that

Pretty sure I just did a vaguely cursed bootleg thing like this:

-\_(“✓)_/-

that’s a guy who has lost control of his life. there is no more cheerful nihilism in his smile, no more mischief in his eyes. that’s an emoticon with clinical depression

that’s just a homestar runner character

(via phantomrose96)

inneskeeper:

redactedmatopoeia:

#‘i love conflict’ is the most agent thing to have ever been said by an agent

(via tooquirkytolose)

everybodywantstorueltheworld-de:

kukoyi-deactivated20210512:

tartrazeen:

imanwithoutbowie-deactivated202:

Continue✨ Keep going✨

Thank you, lady 🤗

The Nigerian accent. God. She reminds me of home…

Always grateful when this makes the rounds

(via chazz-anova)

winterswake:

TRUST. PRAY. OBEY.

Far Cry 5 [25/?]

(via beemot)